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Had a glorious dinner out with [livejournal.com profile] china_shop and Mr China last night, so glorious in fact that I had to *cliche alert* undo my belt on the way home. Thanks Mr C!

Anyway, one topic of conversation (successfully embracing fandom but sparing Mr C the slash) was the apparent absence of Good Guys (capital G) from our screens. For our purposes, C defined Good Guy (capital G) as Clark Kent. Which gave me a momentary paroxysm as I blurted "Clark Kent = NOT!Good Guy" and she thought I was losing my religion, and then I clicked and realised she meant Old Skool not Smallville and we were back on the same page. Naturally Fraser from Due South was also a shoe-in. For reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture.

Stargate: Atlantis

Rejected without discussion on the basis of Monday's fangirl dinner (with [livejournal.com profile] missiedith and [livejournal.com profile] aworldinside) where much was made of Mengele!science and the failure of individual responsibility. And even John's "I'll do anything for my team" --> too bad for not!my team.

Doctor Who

I made a half-hearted pitch for the Doctor but was hamstrung by the imperative not to spoil Mr C for new!Who, and C's lack of old skool. Wot? The Last of the Time Lords is actually the last of...? Heh. [Otoh, on Monday we had the hilarious moment where I mentioned the Time Lords exiling the Doctor to Earth, and the others were all, Huh, I thought there weren't any left... To which, heeeeeeeeeeee! Ah, the glory of forty years of canon, which confuses all, except People Like Me.] C rightly pointed out Bad Things the Doctor Has Done, which I thought were largely vitiated by The Worst Thing the Doctor Ever Did which is also paradoxically the Best Thing in the sense of being a giant Supreme Sacrifice. Boy, lots of caps here. I'm trying to be vague and non-spoilery. Ish. I may make a separate post on this since it's dear to my heart. Cut.

BSG

Moral compromise = watchword --> mentioned and dismissed in less than a sentence.

Life on Mars

Sam's pretty saintly by comparison, but the Clark Kent scale doesn't let you grade on a curve. I peskily remembered the binned psych report to keep the guy in jail and Prevent a Subsequent Crime. Good Guys (capital G) frown at this. Still, at least Sam did too.

Supernatural

Sam I set on an ice floe right away because Selfish Motives Only, but I made the best case I could for Dean after sauvignon and bloody steak and apple crumble and far too much hot chocolate. It wasn't actually very good. C accepted my Saving People! motivation for Hunting Things! but parried my Supreme Sacrifice with a Supreme Selfishness card from the bottom of the deck.

Astounded by our failure, we then cast around for More Shows, and failed there too. Has the Writers' Strike crippled us? Have we just failed as fans, and not watched enough tv recently?

Mr C, of course, asked if we're just more sophisticated now, and need more sophisticated heroes. Which yeah, I take his point. Up to a point. I still like my Flawed Heroes to be Called on their Bullshit though, which I don't find you can count on these days.

Who's got a Good Guy for me? Who's watching something I should be watching? Anyone?
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Okay. I accept that the dominant slash pairing that came out of Troy was Hector/Paris. I do, I really do. It's not my bag, but if it's yours that's fine by me. Honestly. I judge noone's fun. Have at, with my blessing.

But you *can't* say your fandom is the Iliad, or that that's where you got your source material from. It isn't. You didn't. I'd be prepared to stake most of what I own that you haven't read it. And if you have, be honest. That isn't where you got your pornalicious idea about gorgeous guys in tie-dyed blue outfits fucking in the sun from.

I also accept that millions more people saw Alexander than have read Arrian. I accept that hot boys are hot boys and you don't have to be a geek like me and study them for nine years to find them so. Feel free, my friends.

But horrendous as the film was, I think it still came across that Alexander and Hephaistion loved each other. A story where Alexander gets off on humiliating Hephaistion in public can not be excused on the grounds that you don't have time to do research. And you can't just shriek "It's an AU" if someone calls you on it. Not if the canon you identified in you summary was "Historical". Um, no. Just no.

I adore multi-canon fandoms. It goes all the way back to my first true love, Robin Hood. I love just about every incarnation. I have almost every book ever written in English (acquired at great inconvenience and expense), and several in French, one in Greek, even one in Russian. For the record, my favourite screen interpretation is Robin of Sherwood - the Michael Praed years of course, not Jason Connery - but I have all the videos and dvds too. I enjoy them all in their own strange way. From Patrick Bergin to Kevin Costner to Richard Greene to Errol Flynn to Carey Elwes...

I love Smallville. I love Superman - the Movie. I love Lois and Clark. I never saw Superboy because it didn't play in New Zealand, but if it suddenly started in the middle of the night I'd give it a go. I'm not really looking forward to the new film, but hell, I'll give it a chance too. I loved the comics when I was a kid. They were my older cousin's, so I think they were Silver Age. I occasionally look at the current ones...

What's my point?

I think if you write fanfic, by which I mean anything that derives from something else, you have to identify your source correctly. If you've only ever seen Smallville, don't say you're writing DC, because you're not. If you've only seen Troy, just say so. It's not a crime. If you've only seen Alexander, for god's sake don't say you're writing Historical fic.

As the cliche goes, don't try to be an apple, or an orange. Be the best banana you can be.
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I don't usually make this sort of post, but...

Brandon Routh as Clark Kent
Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane
Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor
Hugh Laurie as Perry White
James Marsden as Lois' Tension!Providing!Boyfriend

Seriously, am I having a nightmare? Somehow, this is stabbing me in the heart worse than Troy *or* Alexander. I'm not saying it couldn't possibly be a good film... just that Superman's given me a lot of treasured memories, and I'm afraid they're going to take a battering.
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The various incarnations of Superman aren't completely consistent with each other, on this point any more than any other, but does anyone know (or have a vague recollection of knowing) any more than this:

Clark Kent is Kal-El, son of Jor-El, of the House of El (every incarnation).

Supergirl, back when she was Superman's cousin (as opposed to the matrix from hero!Lex's parallel universe, or the streetkid she merged with whose name I can't remember), was Kara Zor-El (Silver Age Comics).

Clark's mother was Lara Lor-Van (Silver Age Comics).

Now, extrapolating from these last two, I presume the cousin relationship was through Clark's father, and that Jor and Zor were brothers, of the House of El. In which case SV!Clark was right just to call himself Kal, rather than using his surname too.

In addition, it would appear that women use their father's full name, rather than just his house name, as their own surname. In which case Clark's maternal grandfather was Lor-Van, of the House of Van.

Other than this, we met Clark's Kryptonian fiancee Zara (Lois and Clark). She identified herself as being of the House of Ra, which would actually make her Za-Ra and puncture my patronymic theory, but I'd rather presume that that was a mistake on the writer's part.

In the same episode we met the tyrant Nor (no surname specified, but identified as being head of a ruling House).

Are we to assume from this that members of ruling Houses all get a first name from a small (rhyming!) pool, or various subsets thereof? (Jor, Zor, Lor, Nor; Lara, Kara, Zara; Kal...)

And what of the non-ruling classes? Do they not get a surname at all? We met Ching (Zara's bodyguard and paramour) and various forgettable extras with monosyllabic first names in the above mentioned episode.

The only others I can think of are the villain General Zod (various) and his two sidekicks Ursa and Non (Superman). Oh, and Vonda, the rival scientist who disagreed with Jor-El about Krypton's impending demise (Superman). Again with one syllable for men, and maybe a rule of two, ending in -a, for women?

Lastly, Superboy, the lovechild cloned offspring of Superman and Lex Luthor, was given the honorific Kon-El by Clark (Modern Comics). Possibly one more first name (rhyming sequence of first names?) to add to the Great House pool.

Why yes, I have too much time on my hands this afternoon. But can anyone think of anything I've forgotten?
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Oh, how I loved you, Christopher Reeve. Thanks for being such an integral part of my childhood. And let's be honest, my adult life too.

Superman


My sister rang to give me the news. She and I used to fight like cats and dogs when we were kids, but Superman was a love we shared. We'd watch the movies together, and then I'd hang her off the top bunk, and she'd do her best Margot Kidder impersonation, little legs flailing, and I'd climb down so I could catch her, and smile, "Easy Miss, I've got you" (Superman had the good stunts, not the good lines), and she'd croak, "You've got me? Who's got you?" We were talking about it only yesterday...

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